Things That Are Just Wrong
1. 80 degrees on Christmas Day (Southern Hemisphere excluded).
2. People with too many clothes
3. Drama Princess telling life mysteries to The Girl.
4. Pork brains ain a can.
5. "You can believe what you want, but my way is the one true way."
6. Pissing in everyone else's post toasties (pessimism is not realism).
7. Hearing my kids say the same stuff I say - what's wrong is that I said that crap to begin with.
8. The Internet when there's so much more impoartant things to do - like cleaning up the world. (Then why the hell am I still logged on?)
9. Mothers telling their 18-month olds not to spill. (No, this is not about you, AA.)
10. Me telling folks not to tell me they read my blog and then wonder why there are not comments (eh, maybe that's just stupid).
Addendum: Red and green flip-flops with jingle bells. (See #1.)
posted by Cheerleader Voted Out @ 11:00 AM
2 Comments:
Since when did "the way" become a pronoun? I think a few more nouns are in order. The way to what? The way to Nirvana? The way to skin a cat? The way to San Jose? And how to go on this way... I prefer to walk, others drive, someone else make like to swim, I know several that stand still waiting for the mountain to come to them. Lastly, for whom is this way? I like my moccassins. They fit me. They get me where I want to go. I stand with the Cheerleader
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What I object to is the blantant omission of teh phrase "for me." "...mine is the one true way FOR ME." I do not deny that all rivers lead to the ocean. But many others do.
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